The solution is . . .
Baby Pacifier Glasses Frames! Safe, simple, effective, affordable. AND, they come with their own case!
Ellie saying prayers before having a snack of cheese and Barbie fruit snacks: "Thank you for cheese and barbecue sauce."
Carla: Walker, get your shoes, we're going to Grandma's for her birthday.
Walker: Who's birthday? Wii grandma?