Anderson, after I asked him to repeat himself a couple times: Are your ears blind?
Caroline, after getting the collar of her shirt wet at the drinking fountain: I got water on my neck sleeve!
Caroline, after watching Disney on Ice: How did Okey Dokey-o's nose grow?
Caroline, handing me my drivers license: Hey, here's your dad card.
Caroline, asking Carla if she could help clean: Mommy, can I Windust?
Caroline, asking me about Santa's reindeer: Daddy, which one's Comet and which one's Cancer?
Caroline, holding three oranges: I can jungle these oranges.
Caroline, arguing that Barbie was the mom of the other 3 sisters on her Barbie Christmas movie: Yeah, well, she's the mom-sister.
Caroline, explaining the stations of the cross: Mans put Jesus on the cross so he could be dead.