Caroline's current understanding of winter:
There are socks on our fireplace.
She loves "snow boats" (snow globes)
The first thing she said to me the other morning when she woke up: My eyes are cold.
Also, she brought me some gloves and said, "Dad, here's your lady bugs!"
Me: Thanks, they're called gloves.
Caroline: OK, glumps.
File under miscellaneous:
- 1 - the most goats I've ever seen in the back of an Oldsmobile Silhouette.
- Political correctness displaces intelligence. I heard on the radio the other day that a car dealership is giving away a free "Holiday Ham" with a test drive. You know, so as to not alienate their Muslim and Jewish customers.
- That reminds me: We went to a Mexican restaurant for lunch yesterday and they had a Christmas tree in the waiting area. I said to a co-worker, "A Christmas tree? They're Mexican." He bit.
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