File under miscellaneous

Anderson, wanting to see some Christmas lights:  Dad, can we see some sparkly houses on the way to Grandma's?

Anderson put a toy story paint by numbers book in the cart at the store the other day.
Carla:  Anderson, we can't buy that.
Anderson:  Yes we can.
Carla:  No, we can't.  I don't have any money for that.
Anderson:  Yes you do!  We're buying it!  Because it's cool!
She did not buy it.  So far, we've been successful in telling our kids no without having to beat them at Walmart. 

Anderson says Sanks instead of thanks and Wiff instead of with.

Anderson wore his bike helmet and elbow pads all day at the sitter's house today.  Well, she made him take off the helmet for lunch and nap.

Caroline now has 3 teeth and 0 ear infections, finally.  She still says "uh" instead of uh-oh.

Walker went to bed at 6:45 tonight.  He was up late watching the return of LeBron to the Q last night (embarrassing all the way around - cavs embarrassed themselves, lebron embarrassed himself, game 5 all over again).

Ellie's version of "I'll handle it" - "I got the handle, mom."  She also won a Thanksgiving coloring contest sponsored by Hostess.  She got a bag full of junk food as a prize.

I brought some wheat bread home from the store the other day and showed it to Carla.
Me:  You like this kind of bread, right?
Carla:  That?  That's like the white bread of wheat bread.
I'm not sure but I think that makes her racist . . .